and this board is not helping me avoid it.
It used to be that I could fail classes based on this board. And almost lose a job.
Things have changed.
and this board is not helping me avoid it.
It used to be that I could fail classes based on this board. And almost lose a job.
Things have changed.
failing things is punk
you do realize that that this is the same master's program i started 5 years ago, right?
i have ONE SHITTY SENTENCE written.
Quit while you're ahead.
i got about two pages wrote.
Be sure to include lots of drawings. The intelligentsia likes their cartoons.
i think i might puke again.
its up to thirty pages in two days.
Fuck me.
I might be in for an allnighter.
probably they are longer. But this is a rinky shrinky dinky Master's of Library and Information Science degree. I should have flunked out at least once already and my statute of limitation is about to fly bye.
I would take you up on your offer, because I am sitting here looking at a pile of money probably double what you are asking, but you see, computers do most of my proof reading any more.
Plus my advisor, her english is second language, so you know from my saying to you, that it is all very nice and good.
oh and it is not due tomorrow. But i should have a draft to her tonight, since we have at least one, maybe two revisions to make before aug. 4.
still...there is only one last section to write. theres that too.
You know, I may not represent it here, but I know all about The Chicago Manual of Style. Style! That's right!
Also this is what you wrote in another thread:
Capt. Nowhere is the magic, man, that holds it all together.
It's not "that holds it all together" it's WHO. WHO WHO WHO holds it all together.
I'm broke. I need cash. But suit yourself I guess. I've probably had too much vodka and grape juice anyway.
PS: Proofreading is one word!! But you're probably just fucking with me.
magic is a who, now?
C'mon, did you finish the damn thing yet?
What is it about? Give us the 38 word synopsis.
Wow, no response from RJohn.
I think he may actually be working!
Deskless, point of need, proactive, roving, retail-modeled, self-service changes to libraries - how their planning, implementation, and evaluation affect staff, policy and customer satisfaction. There are survey results in there to discuss as well.
Ooooo, survey results.
Did you crunch those numbers yourself?
What about graphs? Table or pie?
I'm a pie man myself.
no charts. and all the figures and percentages were done by pooters.
that has been the goal for years now.
once my bionics are complete, my entire nervous system will be energized by computers.
as of 3.15 this afternoon the first draft was handed in.
Just mention me in the acknowledgments. I don't want any money.
i did it all wrong.
now i have to do it again.
MOUTH FUCKING FUCKS!!
this shit is mindnumbingly boring.
anyone want to make me some charts and graphs in word if I give you data?
Odds are, right now RJohn is hunched over a computer, listening to the Fall, wishing he still smoked.
And he is masterbating.
Furiously.
its done. well, sorta. i need to change two things and then print it out in the morning. because there are lots of colored graphs and pie charts.
And i went to see MATES OF STATE tonight. Mainly to make sure my hot wife did not get hit on by skinny jeans.

out now
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Location: Ohio