Arming the Homeless Initiative

In light of the Supreme Court's daring recent decision to regard the Bill of Rights as legally valid, it strikes my philanthropic mind that many Americans have been denied their individual right to bear arms by socioeconomic status. To rectify this shameful injustice, I propose the establishment of volunteer-staffed "gun kitchens" in underprivileged urban neighborhoods to assure our poorest citizens their Constitutionally mandated access to safe, reliable firearms and ammunition. Tack on a busing program, à la Get Out the Vote, so that they can make it to the suburbs -- and watch the wealth redistribute itself!