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emopinups
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oh who are the people in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood in your neighborhood, oh who are the people in your neighborhood, they are the people that ya meet each day. *a lil mood music*

do you have a local schizophrenic who makes airplane noises and flies imaginary objects through the air?

how about the lady who wears far too much rouge and wears a winter coat all summer long even in august? and yes, i live in new england.

ok, or the man who drives the tricycle and tries to pay your mom for sex even though she is not a hooker?

any thoughts?

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I know I've spewed forth some real wet shit over the years ... but if there was ever a time for a Deafening Sound of Crickets account it would be now.

Naturally assuming that the louder Sound indicates a greater need for reader awkwardness.

Of course, that user name would be cut off. Sinker has turned into a digital slum lord; as long as we have a place to type, who cares if functionality suffers, right?

And by "we" I mean like three people with an alternating cast of six or so.


Wed, 07/23/2008 - 2:48pm login or register to post comments

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hey baby

Wanna wrestle?


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dudes who pretend to girls pretending to be dudes pretending to be girls?

Mostly those fucktards.

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Wed, 07/23/2008 - 9:47pm login or register to post comments

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My thought on this matter is that

there is no man on a tricycle propositioning your mother in your neighbourhood in New England.

Your spurned passions have driven you to crazed invention.

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Thu, 07/24/2008 - 3:50pm login or register to post comments

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there is this guy...

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so....

whatchu doin saturday night?


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emopinups
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who makes that up?

bitch please
If you grew up in Lynn MA you would not for one second question the validity of one Charles "Chickie" Leblanc. This man had cerebral palsy and looked like Kris Kristopherson, he had chronic hunger for toothless hookers and crack houses nopt to mention the fact that he was never sober EVER ( I mean would you be?). He most definitely did ride around all day on a huge tricycle (purchased for him by the city, due to the fact that he could not drive a car and needed to get from a to b). Many people have fallen over his lifeless body while running to the ice cream truck or had him crash into there parked car at the supermarket begging you to give him fiv-tee-dawwwllllahhhs (in my best tard voice).
I loved this man, growing up would not have been the same without him.


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Quite a few of the fictional characters in your wild fancies seem to suffer from some form of palsy, don't they?

Perhaps you create and then pick on these characters through a projection of your inner resentment at Greg for "disabling" your heart with his rejection of your cloying and cleaving?

I think it best you take yourself to the country, where you may heal from the shame of this debacle privately. I would suggest a governess situation with a family I know, but little Flopsy and Dora do need someone with a better grasp of language.

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In his review of the seemingly awful comedy Step Brothers, Roger Ebert makes a very awesome observation (it is essentially the same point I was trying to make in my initial "conversation" with these chix):

Sometimes I think I am living in a nightmare. All about me, standards are collapsing, manners are evaporating, people show no respect for themselves. I am not a moralistic nut. I'm proud of the X-rated movie I once wrote. I like vulgarity if it's funny or serves a purpose. But what is going on here?

Maybe it's time for some introspection, chix. Good luck!


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hold on

wait ... ebert wrote an x-rated movie? ... how can he critique anything if he is a sleazy talentless fat fuck porn monger? anyone else see some pot calling the kettle african - american (is it racist to say black... I thought so) going on there ...


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What are you on exactly?

I will not judge, even though I kind of am already. Sorry.


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what?

Russ Meyer, while loving the big breasts, never made the time square X rated choke sex movies you are probably assuming. There was a whole other seedy world before the instant image search of the internet.

Plus. Roger ebert is married to a nubian princess with huge breasts. So i suspect his whole life is a bit like a russ meyer movie.

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