In which I document the brash ramblings of my Cubs-fan neighbors.

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They are not the Russians, they are English-speaking.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! HIDALA WOOPKTITY! NANA, DABLA!

MEANDA. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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MENAH DIDDY BORTANT?

Thu, 07/24/2008 - 8:15pm login or register to post comments

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MWHAAAAA!!

BEANOOOO MAN ...

(Hey I understood a word! Also, maybe one of them actually needs Beano. They've only been grilling-out and gorging for like four hours.)

Thu, 07/24/2008 - 8:19pm login or register to post comments

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Now I think one of them has turned into man-parrot.

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p.s. move out of the city

Thu, 07/24/2008 - 8:43pm login or register to post comments

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I'm in the suburbs

And the suburbs are much much much worse.

I am bound by finances and my inability to make a decision for fear that it will be the wrong decision.

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you can basically work from anywhere with an internet connection

right? Move into a shack in Idaho! Get a dog!

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He's right!
Buy some desert land. Nobody wants it and therefore it is very cheap indeed.
Although I don't understand why, because to me it is Xanadu.

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This is what happens to my eyes as I'm inwardly imploding and listening to my a-hole neighbors.

Thu, 07/24/2008 - 11:10pm login or register to post comments

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i know people that would hit that.

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Thu, 07/24/2008 - 11:46pm login or register to post comments

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You have a remarkably clean kitchen.
I'll give you $20 to come over and clean mine.

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Edit: the picture of my characterless kitchen is dead to me.

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Kevin, you cover travel expenses, I'll do it

My kitchen is clinical. There is nothing to do out in these burbs but stand expressionless in my characterless kitchen, which is located in an apartment that is part of the cookie-cutter, pre-fab urban-sprawl nightmare, I am surrounded by people who mistake brashness as having character and, I myself, have little character.

Life is boring, but at least I have my $39.99 Target toaster and my George Foreman grill.

Also, Steve, quit threatening and/or trying to have sex with me. Hog.

And, it's people WHO would hit that. WHO WHO WHO.

Fri, 07/25/2008 - 12:32pm login or register to post comments

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I'll pick you up and give you a ride myself.
Be standing outside your place around midnight tonight.
If I'm not there at midnight, keep waiting. I'll get there soon.

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