and I got yet another traffic ticket

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Only this time I managed to talk my way out of it.

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Were you masterbating furiously? And did you have two pot plants in the backseat?

If not, I don't care. The bar has been raised and it is high.

Wed, 08/06/2008 - 11:01am login or register to post comments

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No, I was just masterbating.

No, I was just masterbating. The cop thought I had a branch in my pants.

Wed, 08/06/2008 - 11:11am login or register to post comments

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Were you wearing a yellow jumpsuit?

Thu, 08/07/2008 - 12:11pm login or register to post comments

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Green jumpsuit...it's the

Green jumpsuit...it's the only way to go.

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