6 users online?

Dude. Now it's seven. I think that's a 2008 record. I ain't working on account of my newfound unemploy(ed)/(able) status. I think I've discovered my calling as a parasite on society. I'm bleeding the beast, brothers and sisters!

four users!

No, but we always just assume that about you regardless of the lady.

I'm pretty awesome, truly.

I was just thinking about posting about how my bowels are staging some kind of vague insurrection, grounded, doubtless, in my recent return from a bottled-water-only country--but then the "pooping a slice of pizza" thread arrived.

in america we call it "vacation"

Gawd I hope it's not typhoid. I feel it is not, and that it will pass. But if I die, name a new Nora Rocket to rule in my place.

and we say "aluminum" correctly.

At the end of the day, none of this matters.

Embrace the metaphorical day that has consumed your people!

Oh DAMN!