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There's SUSPIRIA, I guess, but it is mostly scary because it is incoherent. I finally tracked down CROWHAVEN FARM (1970)(TV) and it was a big let-down, the Lolita elements were the scariest part. It's kind of hard to build witches into a viable threat since they've become a caricature, Frankenstein's monster syndrome. Plus I tend to identify with the witches since I too am persecuted by the squares/roundheads for my alternative religious beliefs and it turns into the same problem where I always identify with the criminals on cop shows; frustration and disappointment and the sense that no matter what I do I will lose. That's fear of a sort, but it's existential fear and hits entirely too close to home since I have to cope with it every waking moment of my existence. And frankly I would prefer having a nightmare to being awake. So school me, horror mavens!

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I rented up to number four at Movies to Go. It's like Puppet Master with tits. That is to say, not scary but like a eat a lot of sugar and stay up all night flick.


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There aren't any. In fact, there aren't any scary movies. Life is scarier than movies.

P.S. Susperia is PRETTY, not scary.


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I'm not entirely sure the worship of beef bullion counts as alternative religious beliefs.

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i kind of thought Witches

i kind of thought Witches was scary...the part when the boy is turned into a rat gave me nightmares when I was younger.

also in the movie they keep saying that they turn children into mice...but they were always turning them into rats and called them mice anyways.


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That George Romero witch movie sucked eggs.


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witch hunt (1994) (TV)

FINN MACHA [Julian Sands, atrocious cod-Teutonic]: Moses on a pony if it isn't fair Lovecraft! How's the world treating you, dickface?

H. PHILLIP LOVECRAFT [Dennis Hopper, bogartin']: I thought you were in Chicago.

FM: Oh, you miss the friendly people. And the orange juice.

HPL: What are you doin' for Gottlieb?

FM: [drags on cigarette] Privileged information. But from one large member to another, he called me in as a security consultant -- and expediter. I tie up loose ends.

HPL: It seems to me they're still lookin' fer a couple'a people you 'expedited.'

FM: [humphs] Hrm. Are you still chasing naughty husbands, dickface? And drying the tears of those poor lonely wifey-poos?

HPL: Tell me something. Honestly. [dennishoppers in a scarcely suppressed fury] DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A DICK ON MY FACE?!


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Some rare genius wrote it!


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