So how does it feel to have your life wrapped up in this antiquated social convention? Is it like being at church all the time? Personally, I wouldn't be married unless I could overpower the woman with my brain and brawn, that way I wouldn't have to hear her yapping all the goddamn time.
Married people
Well...
I'm married. I'm one of those people who witnessed so much marriage disaster growing up that I never thought I'd marry (I never once thought about it during my long term relationship in my 20s). When I met my husband - yes, online - I knew within a very short period of time I wanted to marry him, and we tied the knot within eight weeks of our first meeting.
My husband is a really great guy. It's the first time that I've felt like I had a family of my own, which is comforting to me. He's got cool interests, he's really supportive of me, his family rules, and we want very similar things out of life. Our wedding was kick ass - just ask R. John.
My biological family is crazy. It's nice to be able to have picked someone to create Family V2.0 with now that I'm older.
I'm afraid this doesn't really answer your question. Um, in a nutshell, I guess I feel I didn't change much just because I got married.
p.s. Getting married in Wisconsin is a hoot. There are gut busting questions on the marriage license application (Are you related? y/n) and the brochure the County Clerk hands out is full of fun facts and embarrassing typos. Did you know that in Wisconsin when a couple gets married they can completely change their name to anything they want? We so missed a golden opportunity when I elected just to take my husband's last name.
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being married is kind of like being Rusty the Bailiff on THE PEOPLE'S COURT. I just kind of stand around and look super pretty until my wife needs something handed to her from a plaintiff.
"So how does it feel to have
"So how does it feel to have your life wrapped up in this antiquated social convention?"
It feels awesome.
"Is it like being at church all the time?"
No.
"Personally, I wouldn't be married unless I could overpower the woman with my brain and brawn, that way I wouldn't have to hear her yapping all the goddamn time."
Keep us posted.
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Dude, I was so not PLANNING on selfishly replicating, but I have been recently informed that I slipped one past the goalie.
I can think of no greater way to say fuck you to the world then to allow the product of my DNA to walk the earth even after I'm below it.
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