Eating contests I could win

I could eat the most:
* twizzlers
* maki-sushi
* Kraft Macaroni and Cheez
* Wheat Thins
* mini crab cakes
* almond roca

I say this not out of pride, just to note that I could eat so fucking much of the above stuffs.

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In other news, I am totally unhappy with my job, but finally in a position to DO something about it. Operation 2009: Best Year Evar has a few key components, and one of them is a new job. I am looking now, with the goal of *the* perfect job in 4-8 months. It usually takes me about 6 to get something that works well enough. I can be a little laid back here in Q4 of 2008, and apply only for the most attractive positions, as I am looking in New York and will move there whenever I get the job. I will move alone if I get a Dream Job before January, which is when my partner can leave the city, but it would be easier to move as a family. So, until November or so, I will only apply for jobs of choice; as the move date approaches, I will apply for jobs of relative desperation. I just put in for something awesome, about which I will say no more, for fear of jinxing a motherfucker.

Other components include move to New York, Obama inagueration in January, "Watchmen" movie released (maybe...), trip to Paris, thirtieth birthday, and hopefully some new tattoos.