Here are the fun things I did this year, chronologically:
1. twisted the bejeezus out of my right ankle, which still can't move like it used to!
2. endured five solid months of menstruation, leading directly to...
3. got diagnosed with a chronic disease!
4. lost a piercing!
5. quit a job I loved and at which I made bank!
6. left belov'ed Chicago!
7. moved to stinky dumb Boston!
8. ran completely out of money!
9. got fucking painfully, ridiculously depressed!
10. ruined my relationship!
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, 2006.







Oh man, I can relate!
I hurt my back, moved to stinky dumb Tucson, lived without money for a big portion of the year, and was diagnosed with some nonsense right before I left GR. Lame.