I'm going to Mexico for the weekend

Have fun! Can you bring me back one of those Chupacabras? I'll totally pay you back.

I could use some tequilla and heroin too, if you've got any extra room in your luggage. Oh, and some of that high quality viagra they have down there.

Oo oo oo, I want some Coca-Cola with REAL SUGAR in it! Viva Mexico.

but I ended up not going...august 3rd to 17th i will be in dear old mexico though. then i just might bring you some refreshing coca-cola/tequila/chupacabras-if you're good little children.

I guess I'm never getting a Chupacabra then. I can't possibly be good for a whole month!

They sell chupacabras in bulk for like 2 bucks anyways, I'll bring ya some even if you are bad. As long as you pay for the damn shipping.

You're the best!

I'm a gonna love him and hug him and name him George!

aww shucks its no biggie i think my grandpa hunts them right now anyhow

The chupacabras is still up and running?

He was crucified not too long ago.

I want to freeload some fireworks.

I thought there were doing this whole extreme fireworks search thing at the border and everything? I don't know but when I ran to light that thing and watched it fly up in the sky it was a beautiful thing.

My grandpa would say otherwise about the Chupacabras...he has boots made of their skin ya know!