David Lee Roth: Master of the Pithy Phrase

I never realized the Yogi Berra-esque Zen wisdom of one David Lee Roth until one of his pearls of wisdom showed up in my Gmail "quote of the day" feed. Some words to live by:

A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.
David Lee Roth

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.
David Lee Roth

I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.
David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
David Lee Roth

It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!
David Lee Roth

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
David Lee Roth

Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.
David Lee Roth

People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.
David Lee Roth

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