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New hope found in a drink.

by PELICAN | 06/26/2007

soooooooo.
im struttin' through the mall.
im about to walk right past starbucks...first thought that comes to my mind is well i dont really want to buy anything unless they MIRACULOUSLY make a raspberry drink other than tea.
and who knew, MIRACULOUSLY, stopped by a sign that read, NEW RASPBERRY MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO.
at that moment, i knew God was telling me something.
which was get the fucking drink.
turned out to be nothing less than AMAZING.

moral: i was touched by heaven on this day of june 26th and loved it.

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Submitted by meabsolutely on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 12:16am.

You can make basically the same drink at your home with
-skim milk
-raspberry syrup
-ice
-cream (Or Ice Cream)
-chocolate syrup
-espresso
Really, I used to work at a Barnes & Noble Cafe and that is exactly how they made it.

and the good part is that you won't have to pay $4.15 everytime you want one. Who knows? You might get crazy and add some real fruit fro some actual nutritional value.
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First the Bad Brains, now Starbuck's street teamers?
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Submitted by KungFuFlipperBaby on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 6:43am.

Thanks Pelican. I have always been turned off by Starbuck's labor practices, the homoginizig effect of the chain's ubiquity, not to to mention the way they drive independent cafes out of business... I didn't realize they had introduced a MIRACULOUSLY AMAZING NEW RASPBERRY MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO! I'm gonna look in my couch cushions for six bucks right now and get myself a big one of those.
You're a brave person to voice your support of this much maligned franchise here. Yuppies all over the world are joining their voices with you to say "We're not gonna take you bad mouthing our shitty over priced coffee anymore!"


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Submitted by r.john on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 8:22am.

Someday when I am not so lazy and bereft with pain, I am going to extend Habermas'Public Sphere theory (as it developed through Salons and Coffee Houses) to demonstrate how Starbucks manipulated the location of "idealized bougie, political discourse", turning that space into a safe corporate hegemon. Thus, extending the personification of political consenus and conformity. The warm familiarity that encourages and sustains brand fidelity creeps into physical location, itself becoming a commodity to be consumed. (How are Starbucks designed to encourage specific activities, technologies, and discussions?)


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I look forward to reading that tome
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Submitted by KungFuFlipperBaby on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 8:56am.

At least the Starbucks corporation provides a valuable service by providing me with a place to take a dump. When I don't have a public library handy.


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I don't see...
Submitted by OneGirrlRiot on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 10:23am.

PELICAN wrote:

moral: i was touched by heaven on this day of june 26th and loved it.

Starbucks as heaven when I go to a goddam shopping mall and there is a sign right out front that says, "A Starbucks inside every store!" or some bullshit like that, or just walking down the street in LA and I turn a corner and there's a Starbucks and what's on the other side of the street? A Starbucks.

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so...
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Submitted by kashinova on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 10:42am.

People still go to shopping malls?


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Submitted by KungFuFlipperBaby on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 10:42am.

You should consider yourself lucky to be surrounded by so many heavenly coffee shops! I don't have a single Starbucks near me, which makes things very difficult when I need to poop.


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Submitted by OneGirrlRiot on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 10:54am.

kashinova wrote:
People still go to shopping malls?

I'm forced to go to those things by the family, Kashinova.

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I totally understand.
Submitted by OneGirrlRiot on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 10:56am.

KungFuFlipperBaby wrote:
You should consider yourself lucky to be surrounded by so many heavenly coffee shops! I don't have a single Starbucks near me, which makes things very difficult when I need to poop.

And the 7-Eleven's here are Nazis about letting people use there bathrooms. You have to be a "paying customer", so I bought a pack of gum, and the guy still almost didn't let me go.

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Submitted by kashinova on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 2:32pm.

I think that is considered a beverage rather than a drink.


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Nora sez:
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Submitted by Nora Rocket on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 2:40pm.

r.john wrote:
Someday when I am not so lazy and bereft with pain, I am going to extend Habermas'Public Sphere theory (as it developed through Salons and Coffee Houses) to demonstrate how Starbucks manipulated the location of "idealized bougie, political discourse", turning that space into a safe corporate hegemon. Thus, extending the personification of political consenus and conformity. The warm familiarity that encourages and sustains brand fidelity creeps into physical location, itself becoming a commodity to be consumed. (How are Starbucks designed to encourage specific activities, technologies, and discussions?)

Love. You.


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I Heard...
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Submitted by Seitan on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 4:30pm.

Bad Brains' next record is going to be on the Starbucks label.


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WHAT?! R. John Gets Love for his Goofy Po-Mo Gibberish?!
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Submitted by Seitan on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 4:33pm.

Is that all one has to do to win Nora's love?

Pffft. I could make up that jabber he's spewing. Don't let him fool you with his "big" words, Nora. He doesn't care about you. All he cares about is Mark E. Smith.


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Submitted by reams on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 5:17pm.

I hate starbucks, but I have to admit that I love the coffee. All the same, the nearest starbucks is a 5 and a half hour drive away from here. Any of you Americans ever hear of Tim Hortons?


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go back to college, dough boy...
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Submitted by kashinova on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 5:34pm.

Habermas is a modernist!


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Modernist, Post-Modernist...
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Submitted by Seitan on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 6:08pm.

It's all cheap, gaudy chick-bait to me.


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Yeagh.
Submitted by PELICAN on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 6:52pm.

I never liked the prices of starbucks or the way they have done some things. It was a crazy feeling i had when it happened. What are the odds that when i walk by a starbucks (which i seldom do, their arnt that many where i live) and see a sighn for a new flavor of drink that im craving at that moment. It was starbucks that inspired me to start playing mad coffee chemist. Or the frappachino to be spicific.

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Submitted by r.john on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 10:53pm.

you know what really impresses the chicks?

My rant about how James Joyce's Ulysses is, in part, in part mind you, a rewriting of Dante's Divine Comedia. That, little ensemble, makes the panties DRRRRRRRop.


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after reading this I started
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Submitted by meabsolutely on Wed, 06/27/2007 - 11:46pm.

after reading this I started to get a creepy feeling that the Onion just writes fake news so it can gain an audience for impotant news stories such as this:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28657
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Tosh, Pure Tosh
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Submitted by Seitan on Thu, 06/28/2007 - 5:20am.

Bundt cake and cheap wine. That's how to woo a lady proper.


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Submitted by Alan on Thu, 06/28/2007 - 6:46am.

Rasp berry is nasty nasty gross. You know what goes well together? Chocolate and chili. Coffee doesn't sound like it could foul up the mix. There should be more chili mocha drinks at Starbucks.


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Well well
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Submitted by Nora Rocket on Thu, 06/28/2007 - 1:27pm.

Seitan wrote:
Bundt cake and cheap wine. That's how to woo a lady proper.

Sooo, what are you doing tonite, har har?


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We have Tim Horton's
Submitted by AboutPunkMusic on Thu, 06/28/2007 - 2:57pm.

reams wrote:
I hate starbucks, but I have to admit that I love the coffee. All the same, the nearest starbucks is a 5 and a half hour drive away from here. Any of you Americans ever hear of Tim Hortons?

Yeah, we have Tim Horton's here in Detroit, but we're only 10 minutes from the border, so we're like a suburb of Windsor.

Everyone can say what they want about Starbucks, but their coffee is good. I don't go to the stores (other than to buy beans) but it's all I make at home.

If on the rare occasion I do go to a coffee shop, I do go to Starbucks over many of our local coffeehouses. Why? At Starbucks you get decent service, instead of waiting 20 minutes to get coffee from some dreadlocked hipster at the local coffee house who is chatting with his friends and wrapped up in how hip and indie he is because he works for said independant coffee house.

Granted, they're not all like that, but a ton of them are. And they don't last.

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What?!?!?!
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Submitted by reams on Thu, 06/28/2007 - 3:31pm.

I thought tim hortons was a Canadian thing...I'm so confused........


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I think it mostly is...
Submitted by AboutPunkMusic on Fri, 06/29/2007 - 2:04pm.

reams wrote:
I thought tim hortons was a Canadian thing...I'm so confused........

Detroit might be the only place they've bled across the border.

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Global capitalism and doughnuts
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Submitted by KPunk on Tue, 07/03/2007 - 11:23am.

No, you can find Tim Hortons throughout the northeastern US. They became a multinational in the 1990s, right about the same time Irving crossed the border with their gas stations.

Did you know that they don't even make the doughnuts in-store at Tim Hortons? Luckily you can watch the whole process at a Krispy Kreme. And that is a damn fine doughnut. Do-nut, aaaaaghhhh.


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