Yep. I'm starting one.
Only I have to finish up a huge canister of 4C White Tea Blueberry drink mix that I bought. I only bought it for the antioxidants. It doesn't taste as good as I thought it would. ![]()
Yep. I'm starting one.
Only I have to finish up a huge canister of 4C White Tea Blueberry drink mix that I bought. I only bought it for the antioxidants. It doesn't taste as good as I thought it would. ![]()
That was to kpunk's suggestion of adding vodka to your over-sugared crapdrink.
YOU SHUT UP!!
But I don't see a Kool-aid blog.
Start over, this is a good idea.
Either add vodka or some Jim Jones Juice to that crap.
When you buy a whole shitload of those little envelopes of Kool Aid in a moment of checkout line nostalgia, and you get 'em home and you don't have any sugar and the eyes of Kool-Aid Man are staring at you from those little packets saying "drink me! you don't need sugar! be a man! a kool aid man!" so you make yourself a pitcher of the stuff with ice cubes and everything and put it in the fridge and even draw the little happy face in the frost on the pitcher with your finger and you pour yourself a big glass of the stuff, expecting to see a rotund splish splashy corporate mascot bust down the walls and get the party started, and you realize that you really did need the sugar after all. And then you have all those little packets sitting in your cupboard laughing at you for months and each time you prepare a meal or a snack you think to yourself "this would pair excellently with some Kool Aid" but you're too fucking retarded to ever remember to buy some fucking sugar at the store or even grab an extra handful at Dunkin Donuts... Why they gotta go and make everything so complicated?
Sugar is like salt is like pepper is like olive oil and butter. And Guatemalan coffee.
It's something you just have, okay?
Always.
a "Kool-Aid Drinker" the other day.
Is this the kind of hot-button issue the Kool-Aid Blog will cover?
But I find it compelling. Nevertheless, I must confess that I was aiming for a mid-brow approach.

out now
Vodka