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My Kool-Aid Blog

by Seitan | 10/21/2007 | in Kool-Aid

Yep. I'm starting one.

Only I have to finish up a huge canister of 4C White Tea Blueberry drink mix that I bought. I only bought it for the antioxidants. It doesn't taste as good as I thought it would.

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Submitted by KPunk on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 7:11pm.

Vodka


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Submitted by Miranda Bastard on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 9:06pm.

Are you 14?


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>:-(
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Submitted by Seitan on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 9:22pm.

You shut up!


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Submitted by Miranda Bastard on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 9:25pm.

That was to kpunk's suggestion of adding vodka to your over-sugared crapdrink.


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Submitted by Seitan on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 9:32pm.

I'm sorry. Then KPunk should shut up.


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>:-(
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Submitted by Seitan on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 9:32pm.

Miranda Bastard wrote:
your over-sugared crapdrink.

YOU SHUT UP!!


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I see a lot of words here
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Submitted by That Rat Nest B... on Sun, 10/21/2007 - 9:34pm.

But I don't see a Kool-aid blog.

Start over, this is a good idea.


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Oh, then you shut up!
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Submitted by KPunk on Mon, 10/22/2007 - 8:16am.

Miranda Bastard wrote:
That was to kpunk's suggestion of adding vodka to your over-sugared crapdrink.

Either add vodka or some Jim Jones Juice to that crap.


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You know what I hate?
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Submitted by KungFuFlipperBaby on Mon, 10/22/2007 - 8:34am.

When you buy a whole shitload of those little envelopes of Kool Aid in a moment of checkout line nostalgia, and you get 'em home and you don't have any sugar and the eyes of Kool-Aid Man are staring at you from those little packets saying "drink me! you don't need sugar! be a man! a kool aid man!" so you make yourself a pitcher of the stuff with ice cubes and everything and put it in the fridge and even draw the little happy face in the frost on the pitcher with your finger and you pour yourself a big glass of the stuff, expecting to see a rotund splish splashy corporate mascot bust down the walls and get the party started, and you realize that you really did need the sugar after all. And then you have all those little packets sitting in your cupboard laughing at you for months and each time you prepare a meal or a snack you think to yourself "this would pair excellently with some Kool Aid" but you're too fucking retarded to ever remember to buy some fucking sugar at the store or even grab an extra handful at Dunkin Donuts... Why they gotta go and make everything so complicated?


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Dude
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Submitted by That Rat Nest B... on Mon, 10/22/2007 - 1:03pm.

Sugar is like salt is like pepper is like olive oil and butter. And Guatemalan coffee.

It's something you just have, okay?

Always.


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i angrily called someone
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Submitted by anne elizabeth moore on Mon, 10/22/2007 - 1:39pm.

a "Kool-Aid Drinker" the other day.

Is this the kind of hot-button issue the Kool-Aid Blog will cover?


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I Hadn't Considered That Angle...
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Submitted by Seitan on Thu, 10/25/2007 - 5:19pm.

But I find it compelling. Nevertheless, I must confess that I was aiming for a mid-brow approach.


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