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Ice Cream Castles in the Summertime

by Sinker | 08/24/2006

So it was announced today that Pluto is no longer a planet and, in the process, our solar system has shrunk from nine celestial bodies to eight. Somehow, while our own world continues to get larger and more complex, our universe just got a little smaller.

Pluto's still there of course, all frosty and glittering in the dark envelope of space, still wobbling its cold way around a weak sun, but now it makes its way across the sky as a "Dwarf Planet," not exactly a moniker that lends itself to grand dreams of snowy aliens and ice castles.

When I was young enough to still dream galactically, I would think about Pluto a lot. A dark, rogue, inhospitable place too cold to sustain life: It seemed a perfect place for a hideout when the space wars began. When the shit went down, Pluto was our Hoth: our sub-zero hiding place; our place to construct the snow speeders and pulse rifles for the inevitable invasion by the hulking machines of the empire.

Now, older and focused towards the ground instead of the sky, it seems important to still dream of an earth-born Pluto: a place to hide out, to regroup, to plan for the inevitable. It seems that, as the world continues its aching descent into World War 3, we need Pluto more than ever.

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Submitted by r.john on Thu, 08/24/2006 - 6:46pm.


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I always had a soft spot for
Submitted by mikebarron on Thu, 08/24/2006 - 7:17pm.

I always had a soft spot for Pluto.

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Don't You Listen to 'Em, Dan
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Submitted by Seitan on Sat, 08/26/2006 - 10:15am.

It's these fuckhead scientists and their stupid "rules" that no one can figure out that are ruining things for the honest hardworking folk, as usual. Fuck the lot of 'em. Jerks.

Next they'll be saying our moon is a planet. Our MOON! It's a load of rubbish.

Pluto's still a planet if only you believe it is.

And besides, the acronym goes:

My Very Earnest Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.

What will it be now?

My Very Earnest Mother Just Served Us Noodles?

Fuck that. Take back the fucking noodles. I don't want 'em. I want my nine fucking pizzas like I was promised.


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R.John fondles his pocket sized King James before pontificating
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Submitted by r.john on Sat, 08/26/2006 - 10:18am.

SCIENCE IS THE WORK OF THE DEEEEVIL!
Those planets up there are only about 500 year old. And before that, none of them even existed.

The White Jesus told me in a vision I had whilst studying the Word of God.


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yes!
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Submitted by admin on Sun, 08/27/2006 - 7:20pm.

Seitan wrote:
Fuck that. Take back the fucking noodles. I don't want 'em. I want my nine fucking pizzas like I was promised.

goddamn right.


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