Seriously, that's the name of a blog entry by web designer Jeffery Zeldman.
Welcome to the party Zeldman, but there's nothing left but little chip crumbs at the bottom of the bowl. You should have come earlier--Seth Friedman was doing cannonballs into the pool and Darby Romeo was passing out jello shots.
zeldman seems like an idiot.
why do you read his blog?