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They say suicide rates double over Christmas

by steep | 12/19/2007

Received wisdom says that the pain of loneliness becomes unbearable while others are enjoying the happiest time of the year.

Received wisdom is usually bollocks.

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I made a thread much to this effect once
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Submitted by PRETENTIOUS EXI... on Wed, 12/19/2007 - 11:59pm.

Then Todd immediately contradicted me and said received wisdom was a good idea, for it prevented him from placing his young and tender palm upon the hot burner of a kitchen stove.


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Submitted by r.john on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 9:22am.

the only thing that makes this the
happiest and most joyful time of the
year is the fact that I think so many
sad and lonely people are sticking their
heads into ovens and thus keeping the
internet user population down at
the local library.


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Submitted by r.john on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 2:09pm.

really i hate most everyone
and only wish suicide upon them.


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Submitted by KPunk on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 2:50pm.


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Submitted by Seitan on Thu, 12/20/2007 - 7:27pm.

PRETENTIOUS EXISTENTIAL MACHO wrote:
Then Todd immediately contradicted me and said received wisdom was a good idea, for it prevented him from placing his young and tender palm upon the hot burner of a kitchen stove.

Holy cow, you remember that, too?!

I was actually just thinking of that the other day.

Although, I believe you are leaving out a crucial detail...namely, to the effect that you said you learned not to touch a hot burner via the empirical method.


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I was really hoping this was
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Submitted by KungFuFlipperBaby on Thu, 01/10/2008 - 7:38pm.

I was really hoping this was Little Stevie's way of telling us something. Oh well.


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