I am sorry to pre-empt Ms. Anne Elizabeth Moore's blog entry in this spot, but I just wanted to say that I will not be able to attend tonight's talk at Red Emma's. Therefore, I am not just a jerk but a BIG jerk. Which most of you already knew anyway.
I am sorry, Ms. Moore--assuming, of course, that you indeed would welcome local representation from these very forums.
And this, so soon after your apparently disappointing engagement in the City of Brotherly Love...
Trusting that you will find your sojourn in Charm City hospitable nonetheless,
I remain,
Sincerely,
Todd (a/k/a Seitan)
