cooking

I really don't know why I do this.

I mean, cooking shows. I rarely cook. I live off of vegetarian Mexican food, Chinese food, bad sushi, pizza, coffee, beer, cheese sammiches from 7-11 at 4 am.

And yet, I find myself drawn to stupid TV cooking shows like stuff on the Food Network, public access (like that dude Ming), even reruns of them fat old British ladies...I sit absorbed in it as if I fucking understand and am totally gonna try these on a lazy Sunday...you know, after I get up at 2 pm because I was either out drinking or watching some shitty monster movie the night before.

Oooh, a special on taquito's is on!

Today, I am happy.

And, I'm totally stoked with breakfast cereal...seriously. I make my living preparing food for people..however, I rarely ever cook at home...nonetheless, I like cereal...a lot. It's no muss no fuss. Thusly, I'm completely awed with this new grape nuts product.....grape nuts trail mix crunch... I read another online review wherein, GNTMC was declared "too sweet". I disagree, I think it's just right...I like it with milk, and I like it mixed into my yogurt.

Also, it ain't cereal, but here's my ideal way to make plain rice...(the herbs are dry)