crying

Pinklatex BlogJun 2
version 5.0 of people who bother me
Category: WTF?
people who bother me 5.0 ( a bit more random than the previous )

I know you had to read the other ones… here are some more to add to your collection..
1. A person has allergies to everything (make sure you sneeze directly on them, will make up puff up like a fucking blowfish)

2. PEOPLE WHO FUCKING CRY for no reason, they get all hurt because you slapped em and called them a bitch, what’s wrong with that?

3. When visitors show up unannounced when your still sleeping, use your shit, then wake you and ask for food… then they stalk you until you feed them and then they have the audacity to

Yeah, I'll set my alarm for 8 a.m. and hit snooze until noon. Then I'll sit in bed staring at the ceiling for a good 30 or 40 minutes upset about not waking up earlier.

I'll walk 15 or so steps to the living room, turn on my laptop, walk 10 more steps, brew some coffee.

Then I'll stare crusty-lipped out my window at an empty, frozen parking lot.

And then I'll procrastinate and lose some more money.

And then I may or may not answer the phone- without cool ringtones- to listen to birthday wishes that will only make me more depressed.

Maybe I'll just lie and say I still have a job, just for tomorrow.