feet

I know this is a blog parody thread and will probably stay on top for far too long, but so what.

i have athletes foot and it sucks. i've been cleaning it with witch hazel and i didn't have any foot medicine so i was just putting baby powder on it. then i got some fungus spray and that just doesn't seem to be working. and i've only been wearing white socks.

i need to remember to hold my bladder until i need to take a shower so i can pee on my feet. i have heard that this works wonders.

i haven't had this since jr. high. it was super gross then...there were puss bubbles all over my toes. luckily i haven't gotten to that stage yet.

what do you do when you get ringworm?