Yeah, I'll set my alarm for 8 a.m. and hit snooze until noon. Then I'll sit in bed staring at the ceiling for a good 30 or 40 minutes upset about not waking up earlier.
I'll walk 15 or so steps to the living room, turn on my laptop, walk 10 more steps, brew some coffee.
Then I'll stare crusty-lipped out my window at an empty, frozen parking lot.
And then I'll procrastinate and lose some more money.
And then I may or may not answer the phone- without cool ringtones- to listen to birthday wishes that will only make me more depressed.
Maybe I'll just lie and say I still have a job, just for tomorrow.
