movies

In recent news, I'm unashamedly anticipating seeing "Iron Man" on Saturday. Maybe it's all the explosions. I do feel that I was wrongfully denied a childhood grooming towards blowing up neighborhood animals with quarter-sticks of dynamite and later on, foreigners, through the scope of a rifle firing explosive depleted uranium rounds.

Or...it could be all the comic books I insist on reading. Corruption, violence, extended adolescence, blah blah blah...the fact that it's basically all rubber science even I could make up and good-looking Californians is secondary, of course. I really, really don't know what it is.

To this day, I have not found a movie frightening enough. Honestly, I've walked away from every horror movie disappointed because no movie has ever "scared" me enough.
I urge you to tell me about a horror movie that I can say has truly scared me.
I've gotten: "Oh, you should check out The Ring, or The Grudge." Those movies have poor special effects, no effective plot, and no dramatical or impressive acting. Simply a diseased chick who does not have the human mental capacity to stand up-right.
We've all seen Linda Blair vomit that toxic waste on that poor holy righteous man, nothing scary about a neck twisting levitation. Ive learned now that, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy", and by that i've also learned that Jack Nicholson was far more demented in Anger Management.

"Subject Two", which I saw metioned favorably in Fangoria and was apparently loved in Sundance last year (didn't know that until I read the DVD cover though), was more than a bit of a letdown. Rented it last night with a friend of mine. However, said friend watched the special features of the rented DVD and told me today they were actually funny and superior to the movie itself.

FUCK THIS SHIT. If you can't trust a magazine that does nothing but babble on and on about how great anything with a bucketful of fake blood thrown in there for good measure to placate the nerds is, then who CAN you trust? I feel like when I found out that pets don't go "to a farm somewhere" when the disappeared, but rather end up in the toilet flushed down with the rest of the piss and shit.