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Pinklatex BlogJun 2
version 5.0 of people who bother me
Category: WTF?
people who bother me 5.0 ( a bit more random than the previous )

I know you had to read the other ones… here are some more to add to your collection..
1. A person has allergies to everything (make sure you sneeze directly on them, will make up puff up like a fucking blowfish)

2. PEOPLE WHO FUCKING CRY for no reason, they get all hurt because you slapped em and called them a bitch, what’s wrong with that?

3. When visitors show up unannounced when your still sleeping, use your shit, then wake you and ask for food… then they stalk you until you feed them and then they have the audacity to

My un-socially-sanctioned and non-religiously-recognized non-wife is living and working in Rome this summer. For the UN. In their offices across the street from the Coliseum. Y'know, like you do. Eating gelato and pizza all the damned time.

Certain things are more difficult around the house without her. One, there are about half as many dinner ideas up in here. Two, I *always* have to take out the trash, do the dishes, maintain the kittylitterbox, do the grocery shopping, clean the tub, etc. Three, to paraphrase the crass asshat t-shirt I saw a few weekends ago (seriously, dude, it is not funny or smart even if you are gay and you think you are wearing it as a witty act of detournement), "It's not going to lick itself."