sports

OMG, Fucking Olympics Geek is the best band, and I cannot WAIT to SEE THEM, I've had TICKETS for WEEKS.

No no, really; I personally have Olympic Fever, which is a great band that you should really check out when they come to your town, your going to LOVE them, ha ha.

Okay, no, seriously, I love the Olympic Games and I choose to ignore all of the problems in the world--and all of the problems that are specific to these games and this host country--for only these 16 days out of every four years.

And then I shudder a little when I realize that there are people who live in this kind of ignorance every day. And they breed.

First, a comment: in the UK and former colonies, it's "sport" singular and "maths" plural, whereas in the ol' U.S. of A., it's "math" and "sports." I love that.

And now, Sport.

The Celtics are really sticking it to the Lakers in these closing minutes of the first half of game whatever-it-is.

one of the only independent teams in the WNBA, and a contender for the losingest team in the history of all sports everywhere, finally gets what it deserves: a Chicago Sky reporter totally devoted to critiquing the opposing team's hair styles as well as her own team's mascot.

read Sky in Five for more such silliness:
http://gapersblock.com/airbags/archives/skating_with_the_stars_lady_luck...