the internet

The results are not e'en very interesting.

A strange fascination with who is using what word, when and where?

Sure, but why 'ponk ass biotch?' Why not 'shew forth' or 'bailiwick' or 'bellwether' or a word or phrase I actually like?

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Dear The Internet,

I appreciate your seemingly growing alarm about my weight problem, as evidenced by the daily flurry of emails I receive on the subject which make such promises as "You'll love the new, non-obese you," "Say goodbye to extra pounds," "Melt away fat easily," "Check out the wonders of pound melting," "Pounds down, mood up," "Shed weight now and enjoy the process," "This will help to eat less and have more fun," and "End the annoying obesity now."

Unfortunately, while provocative and probably very useful to some people, these enticements do not actually interest me in any way. Because, you see, I do not actually have—nor do I percieve myself to have—a weight problem.

while looking up high-school crushes on the internet last night, i found a website reputed to feature "quotations" from "famous people" such as "anne moore".

here's one: “One was pretty much brand new. It's costing $3,000 a piece to replace them.”

when you use this as the opening to your next keynote address or valedictory speech, please make sure to credit me by my full name, anne elizabeth moore.

or here are some others: http://en.thinkexist.com/quotes/anne_moore/