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You should go to this:

I'll be clumsily hosting the thing.

Today is the 34th anniversary of Roe v Wade. A lot of people are writing about how they became pro-choice. And honestly, I am not aware of a time when I was ever not pro-choice. So instead of writing about myself, I want to educate. To start off:

If you can't name the parts without looking, you shouldn't be allowed to touch it. If you think that a woman has to take a tampon out to take a piss, you deserve to be a virgin. If the word tampon freaks you out, you are a misogynist and should learn teh gayness or teh asexuality. This world would be a much better place if people spent more time learning about cunts and how to make them happy.