I'm leaving for my living room tomorrow.

Yeah, I'll set my alarm for 8 a.m. and hit snooze until noon. Then I'll sit in bed staring at the ceiling for a good 30 or 40 minutes upset about not waking up earlier.

I'll walk 15 or so steps to the living room, turn on my laptop, walk 10 more steps, brew some coffee.

Then I'll stare crusty-lipped out my window at an empty, frozen parking lot.

And then I'll procrastinate and lose some more money.

And then I may or may not answer the phone- without cool ringtones- to listen to birthday wishes that will only make me more depressed.

Maybe I'll just lie and say I still have a job, just for tomorrow.

WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.

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Submitted by Miranda the Elder on Thu, 02/01/2007 - 4:36am.

greg, your profile picture worries me.
i'm gonna wish you happy birthday anyway. just because.

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Submitted by Darkpunkgothmusic on Thu, 02/01/2007 - 9:11am.

You can't always worry about the bad things in life. Cheer up. Happy Birthday!

Yeah

Submitted by messagereceived on Thu, 02/01/2007 - 9:37am.

Random anonymous online people who you will probably never meet or know in any real fashion are wishing you birthday wishes. So just cheer up already.

You should re-birthday

Submitted by jen thomas on Thu, 02/01/2007 - 9:52am.

And by that I mean pretend that your birthday did not just happen and that it will actually be happening on Feb. 24, when I will be pretending to have a birthday. There will be dancing. And booze. And food. Send me an email if you want me to send you the Evite.

good damn