If my mom has a business named after a porn star then it's ok that I used to be in a band called the fuck farts, right?
If my mom....
If all the cool moms were jumping off of a cliff would you jump off a cliff?
You are both depraved.
Yea seriously that doesn't mean you need to do the same thing as your mom, besides mothers day is this sunday i can't imagine what kind of gift you might get her





Are we really having this conversation?